The 1 Item Store

The most expensive t-shirt for sale at the moment.


The Crooked Tooth T-Shirt – $25,000 USD.

Be the only human on earth with this t-shirt.  We will make only one. Better yet, we’ll document the making of the shirt in a documentary called, Have Crooked Teeth, Will Travel.

If you purchase this shirt, the proceeds will go to at least one night of awesome partying, perhaps more.

Also, your foolish purchase will likely be noticed by members of the press and people with copy-cat tendencies.

Russian Tycoon, porn actor or lottery winner discounts might be available, but in rebate form.  No proceeds from the sale of this shirt will go towards any group or association dedicated to the obliteration of crooked teeth.

1 comment for “The 1 Item Store

  1. Chico Jameson
    March 17, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Wow, this is STILL available. It’s a steal.

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